Pain is certain, suffering is optional.
                – Buddha

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
                – John Lehman

While we are postponing, life speeds by.
                – Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I don’t really trust a sane person.
                – Lyle Alzado

It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
                – Margaret Bonnano

When in doubt, tell the truth.
                – Mark Twain

The mystery of love is greater than the mystery of death.
                – Oscar Wilde